Taako, you just sauntered back to the mouth of the cave to rest up. You have regrouped at the mouth of this cave where, uh, Merle and, and Magnus just got flushed to. Griffin: So the three of you uh- have, have, uh. It's private.Īnnouncer: What otherworldly horrors will the McElroys face this week? Let's find out together. Taako: I got too horny from the killing, and I- I uh, and I’m jerking. Griffin: Uh, both of you get flushed, uh. Griffin: From the back of a hallway that Travis just ran up very valiantly, you hear the, the tell-tale sound of rushing water. Griffin: So you follow these drag-marks, uh, down the trail.

Griffin: With a, uh, a fighter escort, named- Barry Bluejeans. Griffin: So he has asked the three of you to escort a supply wagon to the town of Phandalin. Griffin: Over drinks one night with Gundren Rockseeker, he has to offer you what he calls the last job you'll ever need to take. Griffin: Daddy, what are you, uh, you're a cleric, right?Ĭlint McElroy: I'm a- I'm a dwarf cleric. Griffin: Are you naming your god-damn wizard Taako? Justin: Uh- His name i- is spelled T-A-A-K-O. Justin McElroy: I- I'm playing, uh, a wizard. Travis McElroy: I'm playing a human fighter named Magnus Burnsides. Griffin McElroy: Previously, on The Adventure Zone: Transcript by the lovely volunteers at TAZscripts. 3: Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Three Transcript 1: Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter One TranscriptĮp. Justin McElroy as Taako Clint McElroy as Merle Highchurch Travis McElroy as Magnus Burnsides Transcript Guide PreviousĮp.

Here There Be Gerblins by Clint McElroy